Wheeler vs Keating
Wullie P clears up all the rumours...
When Wheeler met keating in the lift.
THE TRUE STORY
Ahh.
I know the true story to this aswell. Right, what actually happened was...
Tim was chilling in the hotel lobby drinking cream soda right, when he was like "fuck man, I left my wallet in the room" So he makes his way to the lift when from behind him he hears a little voice "Excuse me please Mr Keating would like to use this lift, would you please step aside" It was four minders with little Ronan .....Tim was not having any of this shit! He said "Suck my pipe you fat homo"(he actually said that, yeah)
The shit just hit the fan.
The minders were not at all happy with the "pipe" insult, not at all! Before you can say "wow, tim wheeler is in the hotel lobby drinking cream soda" a massive fight erupts, Tim laying out 3 of the minders with a stunning round house kick that Bruce Lee would have been proud of...the last of the minders looks Tim up and down and says "ahhh i see you are well known in the arts of kung fu, but how are you with the sword"(Waynes World 2 style) then draws a mighty katana....
Tim is like "HA FUCK YOU MAN, FUCK YOU" flings his can of cream soda up in the air vaults on a nearby chair and volleys the can full fuck into the pipe sucking fat homo minders face.
DEAL.
"Its just you and me Keating, just you and me" Tim utters. Keating edges forward and changes his fighting stance to 'I'm a little Irish leprecon, dont fuck with me' style....Tim moves close and changes his stance to 'Yer gonna get it ya prick' style!
INFUCKING TENSE.
Tim leaps at Keating and floors him with flying left hook, they start wrestling on the floor! Tim looks to have the upper hand here...wow before you know it Tim has Keating in a Sharpshooter!! Keating is screaming in pain.......THEN from round the corner comes Kian from Westlife....BOOM! STEEL CHAIR SHOT! Tim is out for the count! GOOD GAWD! GOOD GAWD!
Kian helps little Keating up on his feet....they stand above the out cold Wheeler..."HA you fuck with him, you fuck with me" utters Kian.
They walk towards the lift and call on it....the doors slowly open..
PING
GOOD GAWD, GOOD GAWD ITS ANGEL ANGELO!!!!! (complete in leather dress)
BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!
He picks up Keating flings him through a nearby window BOOM!
Grabs Kian and nuts him through the nearby cream soda machine BOOM!
Angelo picks up Tim and walk off into the sunset.
THE END.